CEREAL SURROUND
by Tom Guyette
Written 12.05.95
Edited  12.05.95

ANNOUNCER
CEREAL GUY

[Close-up of Rice Krispies, loud crackling.  Zoom back on guy
looking down at them, bored]

ANN. Are you tired of plain old Rice Krispies?  [CEREAL GUY
nods sincerely]  The old snap, crackling, and popping leaving
you kind of flat?  [nods again]  Well here's the solution for
you [two Rice Krispies boxes, duct-taped together, come
flying from behind the camera, CEREAL GUY catches them].
Stereo Krispies.  [fade to C GUY pouring two bowls at once,
with two spoons, two cartons of milk, etc]  No longer do you
have to listen to your Rice Krispies in mono--stereophiles
can now hear their Krispies in the added dimension of hi
fidelity stereo!  [C GUY eats two spoonfuls at once, smiling
contentedly 'mm']  Not only that, Rice Krispies have been
reformulated to provide more kicking bass, and more crisp
high passages.  Enjoy the nuance, the spaciousness, the
exhilirating clarity, of Stereo Krispies.

And coming soon: [table shot of three RK boxes taped
together] Surround Sound Krispies.